Friday, January 14, 2011

Munna Bhai Biometric Card Par

Circuit Munna Bhai se bola..Bhai suna hai Sarkar ek aisa card la rehla  hai jisse har kisi ka biodata Maamuo Ke paas pahunch jayega… haan Circuit..is card ko Biometric card bolte hain ..bole to tere akkhe life ka poora data Maamuo Ko malum par jayega…Ye to bada khatarnak hai Bhai..Ab saala akkhe India ko maloom par jayega ki apun kaun si naap ka chaddi pehanta hai..are aisa nahi hai..sarkar ke paas is card se citizen ke baare me total information aa jayega..bole to track karne me easy hoyega..par bhai agar Maamuo ne is ka galat istemal kiya to lene ke dene par jayenge..aur Bhai  apun ke secret dhande ki to wat lag jayegi.aur agar iska duplicate nikla to bhai bada bawaal  hoyega..Correct Circuit..ye badi samasya ho jayegi..saala Sarkari depertment me to aise hin corruption hai..kahin data leak hoyega to sab kuch kaafi complicated ho jayega..Bhai apun to apna data nahi dega..are Circuit tere dhande se jyada akkhe desh ki baat hai ..are Sarkar ke niyam ko to saari janta ko manana hoga..ab har achhe cheez ke sath kuch side effect to hota hi hai..sahi hai bhai..apun ko lagta hai Sarkar ko kaafi precaution lena hoga..haan re par locha bhi ho sakta hai..Bhai apna desh hai na sochta achha hai par Videshi system ko follow karne me locha ho jata hai..sach hai re..ye project akkhe duniya me reject kar diya gaya hai..bole to Canada, Phillipins, Australia, China aadi desh me public ne virodh kar ise band karwa diya hai..bas is project ka head Mr. Nilekani bada accha banda hai..Sayad sab thik rahe..Haan Bhai aisa ho to achha hoyega..par bhai garib logon ko to kuch pata nahi hota aur unke sath kaafi jyadati ho sakti hai..sach hai re..mujhe lagta hai sarkar ko ise kaafi soch samajh ke introduce karna chahiye ..jaldi jaldi me garbar ho sakta hai..haan bhai..Bhai kal apke Chikne ne, jo hamesha angezi chatta hai, kaha Ki ‘Realty’ me na bahut locha hai…sabhi building kamzor material se bane hain..aur bahut gundagardi hai..To Maine Keh Diya..nahi Chikne Vastav movie me building bahut mazboot thi..dekha..ladke kitni bhag daur kadte the par building nahi gidti thi..aur gundagardi mazboori me hui thi..abe ade Realty matlab Vastav nahi ab thonk dalunga tujhe..’Realty’ matlaw jo Maamu log building banana ka dhanda karte hai na wahi..sachme tu ada hai..bhai mai to bas English sikhne ki kosish kar raha hun..Mat kar mere Baap..isse accha tu hindi me hi baat kar..sahi hai bhai..apni hindi bhi to masa allah…hi hi hii..




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